Hi halo9,
I am sorry you are having problems with the system but let me help you.
Based on your description I have to point something you said and that where the issue lies.
Intel® Rapid Storage Technology requires 18.5 GB as minimum capacity of a SSD to cache the system and the Intel® Rapid Start Technology requires a hibernation partition with equal to or larger than the amount of system memory. This means that the total should be 34.5 GB of the SSD while your system has a SSD with 32 GB capacity.
I am sure the system can work with both technologies when having the correct configuration but I regret to say that with your current configuration is not possible to use both.
PD: Great nickname by the way!